... the spotlight

I'm a movie star!

Yup, this is the reason I haven't been posting. I'm now just too rich and famous to have time for stuff like this; in fact, I guess it would be fair to note that this is now my new personal assistant writing to you... ;)

I just finished my first video shoot yesterday, complete with a two man camera crew, a hair & make-up assistant, and a writer/director. It should be ready for premier by the end of the week, but unfortunately you can only catch this featurette film if you happen to be a recent college grad desperate and clueless enough to want to come work for 'KSM.' My wholesome, American Girl mug will be the first thing these poor saps see as KSM attempts to fleece them into slavery. Other than the brief, vain thrill I got from being in the spotlight, I am ashamed to say I participated in such an endeavor (so very, very ashamed that I decided to post it here...).

The scene: me standing with my hands on a railing, gazing pensively out over the (ahem) picturesque East River.
My direction: I'm intently mulling over my future... where, oh where will my career path take me?
The irony: the college grads viewing the video will probably answer this question well before I do.